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1 January, 2000 6.30pm pst | Sonoma Edition
Be Dope: Best of 1999
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BE DOPE NEWS (BDN) As the Be Dope staff continues their vacations to exotic lands, we'd like to wish everyone a Happy New Year and take one look back at the stories from 1999 that shaped our lives.

Well, that may be exagerrating things a bit. Let's say instead we'll take a look back at those Be Dope stories that stand out to staffmembers and readers alike. If you missed these the first time around, now's your chance to catch up. If you've read them once, you'll enjoy reading them again. We hope. Naturally, we'll be back soon with all-new hard-hitting stories.

  • The Quotable JLG
  • Did Christ-child Receive BeOS?
  • Reality Distortion Field Fails In MSFT Defense
  • BeOS Adapts To Undead Market
  • BeOS Accidentally Embedded Into Itself
  • Be, Inc. Company Perks
  • Dems Use Moho To Animate Al Gore
  • Be Assures Users: Your Ass Is Safe
  • BeOS Bible Causes Heavenly Rift
  • Typo Leads to April Fool's Day Chaos
  • Be Couches Hurl Themselves To Their Deaths
  • Top Secret
  • Falwell Denouces BeOS As "Gay"
  • Gates Invited to Join Horsemen
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